1Prince Mateen of Brunei
I feel personally attacked by the Sultan of Brunei's fourth son Prince Mateen. The 26-year-old is Marvel-movie handsome, passionate about his home country, Instagram popular (881,000 followers), and athletic; like Harry, he also graduated from the grueling Royal Military Academy Sandhurst, where he once completed a "74-kilometer race...up 7 mountains in 24 hours." You'd have to get into polo, boxing, Muay Thai, and football as well—and in return you'd get to hang out in the lush rainforests and gorgeous beaches of Brunei.
2Crown Prince Hussein bin Abdullah of Jordan
Getty Images The 23-year-old son of King Abdullah (also pictured here) and Queen Rania isn't just royalty—he's also an Instagram star with no fewer than 1.1 million followers. Prince Hussein posts snaps of himself with pals like Angela Merkel or indulging in "football"—a.k.a soccer. You know, casual. As his father's heir apparent, he's likely to be king one day—not that that's a reason to find someone interesting. At all.
3Prince Sébastien of Luxembourg
Getty Images Or should I say His Royal Highness Prince Sébastien Henri Marie Guillaume, Prince of Luxembourg, Prince of Nassau and of Bourbon-Parma (delicious!)? But I'm sure he'll let you use just one or two names once you get to know him. Here he is with his sister, Princess Alexandra. The 25-year-old is an officer of the Luxembourg Army and, as the youngest of five siblings, probably won't ever be the king. Which is great! Leaves plenty more time for his rather active hobbies of climbing, skiing, swimming, and rugby. If you're worried about not being able to locate his home country—one of the world's smallest—on a map, don't worry too much: Sébastien "enjoys discovering new cultures," and I'm sure he'll cut you some slack if you just show you're making an effort, you know?
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4Prince Jean Christophe Napoléon Bonaparte
Getty Images Yes, literally Napoléon Bonaparte! Or, at least, a descendant thereof: The 31-year-old, pictured here with his father Prince Charles Bonaparte, is the great-great-great-great-nephew of his famous namesake. Those among you who paid attention in high-school history might know that the French monarchy was abolished in the late 18th century, but some in the French nation recognize Jean as a member of what's called the Imperial House based on his lineage. So he's basically, like, an emperor. Also, not something Napoléon himself probably envisioned for his scions, but Jean has a LinkedIn page—as does every self-respecting private equity professional! Do you have any mutual connections? Why not send His Imperial Highness an InMail?
5Prince Joachim of Belgium
Getty Images This prince isn't likely to sit on his country's throne either; his cousin, Princess Elisabeth, is the eldest daughter of Belgium's King Philippe and is first in the line of succession. Rather, this seafaring royal has taken his place in the Belgian Navy—which makes sense, since he's a wandering Sagittarian. (He was educated in England and Italy, naturally.) So if you end up next to him at a state dinner some enchanted evening, keep it nautical! Aren't octopi just fascinating?
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