If you were ever unsure about purchasing one of Rihanna's Fenty Beauty Pro Filt'r Soft Matte foundations, a hilarious viral review on the brand's site will surely have you adding products to the cart quicker than you can finish singing "Work."
It all started when Twitter user Shaun Juan first noticed a review titled "I'm So Flawless" written by a user named Eden. In it, she unabashedly detailed just how wonderful the foundation made her feel.
"I mean....I'm trying to be humble but I can't. I'm fly," she wrote, "I only need one application on my face and it looks like I've been blessed." Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing for yourself:
The funny reviews don't stop there — a quick perusal of Fenty Beauty's website and Sephora shows just how gloriously entertaining the entire "reviews" section is. Eden's message is just one of over thousands singing praises of the beauty mogul's range of products. We sifted through them all to find the best, laugh-out-loud reviews:
When all your dreams come true with just one swipe:
"GLO THE PH*CK UP: I bought Trophy Wife and can I just say, my life has not been the same since. My skin is clear, my crops are watered, I found a husband and had 2.5 kids, got my degree 3 years early. I'm telling you this highlighter is the TRUTH for us ladies in the 400 range."
When the Killawatt highlighter is so blinding NASA can see it:
"YAAASSS RIRI!!!!: I LOVE THIS HIGHLIGHT SO MUCH! If you wanna be spotted from NASA this is your highlighter! I normally wear this when I go out because it picks up so well in photos and it glows all night! I can't wait to try the other shades because this one is definitely a favorite of mine!"
When you look so snatched you catch the holy ghost:
"She Did Not Come to Play With You H*es: MOMMA CAME TO SLAY. Rihanna really came through for us dark skinned oily girls, because mother said I'm going to give you a shade range and undertones and I'm going to give you a soft matte finish. Honey. HONEY. I love makeup but I spend 90% of my time not wearing any because most foundations just clog my pores on top of making me look orange or red. NOT TODAY. Thank you Rihanna for allowing me to actually do a natural look. This foundation is lightweight. It is matte (dry girls moisturise or give this one a miss.) My spirit says YEEESSSSSSSSSS."
When the Pro Filt'r foundation feels just as good as your mom's mac & cheese:
"Amaze-balls: Rihanna did what every mother does with bomb mac and cheese and put her foot in this ENTIRE line. But, this foundation is life in a bottle!! It instantly melted into my skin and gave me slay in seconds!!"
When the glow-up is just too real:
"This Is Crack in a Bottle: The GLOWWWWW? Listen sis! Rih YOU DID THAT! From the perfect match of the foundation to my skin, the glow and the gloss! I'm content. It's not cakey, goes on smooth and light I love it."
When your lip gloss is so popping the Earth can't handle you:
"I've Died and Gone to Lipgloss Heaven: BOMB. I need one for my purse. I need one for my car. I need one for my husband's car. This will never be leaving my side ever. My lips have never been this blessed before. My lipgloss dreams have come true!!!!"
When the Pro Filt'r foundation is so good you start hitting the high notes in "Love On The Brain":
"Love On the Brain!!!: It got me like ah ah ah ow Really this is one of the best hands down, and I'm a[n] oily skin girl. My plan is to get a piece of the collection every check...I'll run for miles just to get a taste."
When Trophy Wife shines brighter than your future:
"OMG it be Poppin: Girllll if you think this a joke it ain't this glows like the sun."
When your foundation lasts through a workout longer than you:
"Aight So Boom: First of [all], HI AUNTY BOBYN! LET ME TELL Y'ALL This foundation stays PUT through any and everything! Go ahead and hug your man in his white tee with NO regrets! Get dressed AFTER you beat your face, if you bold. HAVE YOUR FACE PUSHED IN A PILLOW WITH A GOOD WORKOUT FROM THE BACK, THAT FENTY IS NOT MOVING SIS!!"
When bae approves:
"Someone FINALLY Got It Right! Thanks Ri Ri!: I was a little skeptical at first thinking it was all a bunch of hype. It seems that no one ever gets foundation right for African American women...until...So my husband has NO filter when it comes to a poorly made up face. As the Sephora associate applied the foundation I held my breath, waiting for his unsolicited instant review. He saw my face before I did. His immediate response was, "FINALLY!" Then I saw what he saw...an awesome foundation on my face."
When you're no longer "a grease ball dipped in sheen":
"Go Head Ms. Fenty!!! Yaaaaaas!: This foundation is bomb. Listen. I have tried MAC, Lancome, Dior, etc. This is the only foundation that doesn't leave me looking like a grease ball dipped in sheen. My sensitive skin that hates everything loves this product."
*cries in broke girl but still adds to cart*
