Welcome to The Thirst Files, a column in which we don't pretend to be anything but slobbering animals we seriously investigate the elements behind what makes a person worthy of thirst. Today, we need a bucket of cold water for Taika Waititi.
Everyone has fun when they go to Comic-Con. But not everyone can go to Comic-Con! So Thor: Ragnarok director Taika Waititi wanted to make sure everyone playing at home could also have a good time:
What a kind soul. Except that maybe his pastel pink pineapple shorts set might have accidentally made some people very thirsty hungry:
Help, I looked at this photo of Taika Waititi and all I got was a burning desire to buy a tropical fruit-themed short set. AND I HATE SHORTS.
This outfit is perfection. And it's not the first time the New Zealander has rocked a fruit-forward look:
Check out this double denim situation (a New Zealand Tuxedo?):
Lest you think he's too arrogant:
If his looks are sharp, his wit is sharper:
He's snooze buddies with Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth:
YAWN! I find myself feeling very sleepy all of a sudden.
So...sleepy.
Look, if Waititi is a snack, then this Thor cast photo with Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, Tessa Thompson, and more is a goddamn BUFFET:
Is anyone else hungry? I'm starving.
